Dirty Little Secret

Dirtier version of a wet willy where the finger is first inserted into the anus then the victims ear.

He tried giving me a dirty little secret but I punched him in the face instead.

by Morrison75 October 21, 2009

dirty water dog

noun, a penis after having anal sex with the recipient having diarrhea.

Brian thought AIDS was the worst of his problems, until he saw his dirty water dog.

by PeteRepeat October 25, 2006

Dirty Cowboy Retainer

When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.

for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.

by Clint Myers December 9, 2008

dirty arse lick

Derogatory term used to describe someone that likes to lick dirty arses.

"You fucking dirty arse lick"

by Bettsy September 20, 2006

Dirty Dan Diaz

aka Dan the Jew, very similar to a hot lunch, but in stead of the cling wrap, you use a dollar bill that you snorted cocaine with out of someones asshole. When you fill this "low income pocket" you use a funnel to spray enraged ass piss into the one dollar holler and then after you need to cut yourself; in a none so vital area. Then you drip blood into the ass piss concoction for a truly deeper connection to your partner. And then after you finish preparing the the one dollar holler than you proceed to face fuck the partner into an oblivion and right before you blow your "duck butter" into the mouth of the waiting recipient you pop the one dollar holler and let it all run wild! After the party is letting loose like a puetro rican fiesta you judo chop your partner in the throat and let them vomit that triple D out!

You dirty dan diaz'ed that bitch last night!

That cum pocket was totally dirty dan diaz'ed.

Yo I'm gonna triple d that AAAAASS!

by D!nk421 January 12, 2012

The Dirty Chicken Wing

When you're doing a girl doggy-style, pull out and then put a chicken wing up her ass. Later on giving her the same chicken wing to eat after it's been up her butthole.

Girl: "So last night, I was with this really hot guy and he pulled out for a second and I was like WTF and then I smelled chicken"

Girl 2: Guuuurrrl you got The Dirty Chicken Wing!

by the_saget August 16, 2009

Dirty Dick Mouth

When you have crap surrounding your mouth. Such as: cold sores, fever blisters or pimples.

Jane: "Ick... what have you been doing?"
Joan: "Nothing I have a coldsore..."
Jane: "Naw, girl you have that dirty dick mouth."

by Ktly March 28, 2009