Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

Lauren (Man)

A Lauren is someone who is extremely beautiful inside and out. He’s strong and doesn’t care about the opinions of others. When he’s upset, he’ll either let you know and/or doesn't want people to know because he feels powerless and he's a strong person. He is extremely caring and compassionate but he doesn't take crap from anyone. He's not afraid to dance in the street but he can be calm and quiet when he wants to. When people talk to him they can't help but smile because he's a very positive person and brightens up any situation. When I see sunshine I think of a Lauren. He really is just a big ball of sunshine. He's very confident in himself and also generally very self conscious. He's not quick to trust anyone but he's also not quick to judge. A Lauren is the kind of person you want to keep in your life forever because he really can brighten your darkest days. If you are blessed enough to have a Lauren in your life never let him go or you’ll regret it!

P1: Hey, we really need someone that’s perfect to host this event!

P2: We need a Lauren (Man) for that.

by shrimpngrits83 January 29, 2020

Man who communicates well

noun
A mythical creature said to exist but rarely encountered in the wild. Known for their ability to express emotions, articulate their thoughts, and clearly state when they’re mad at someone for weeks (unlike Drew).

“She thought she found a man who communicates well, but then he pulled a Drew.”

by Adnarim R December 21, 2024

Iron Man

This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.

Only true skillful men can use It.

Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.

- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!

by Master Jagger July 12, 2021

itchy man

A man whom has a slight itching feeling apon his body parts.

Bob is such an itchy man

by Steph the grape May 28, 2017

Little man syndrome

A terrible incurable disease in which a short man, tries to make up for his lack of height, by being arrogant and ignorant. Fueled by toxic masculinity and stunted growth.

Side effects include: Attitude, inflated ego, & a firm belief in time fixes everything.

People who suffer from LMS are often known to show terrible leadership skills & bring down the team as a whole.

My boss is an incompetent pos that suffers from Little Man syndrome

by Bearrr.2210 April 23, 2024

man

1- Person born with a penis, prostate and XY chromosomes.
2 - Young, adult or elderly man.

Man.

by Zizillion April 20, 2024