wait til you see my tan line

I want to have sex with you and I don't care who knows it!

To feel air flow around it, and water on it.. Wowzerz, I know hahha. But eff you and your wrist. Wait til you see my tan line

by ddregz October 20, 2011

love me love my dork

its the hottest guy in middle skool, the cutest, the nicest, the most senistive, the hottest did i mention this , a lot of girls crushes, mi lover lol maria, and the subject of a lot of convos.. and i love him soo much!

omg love me love my dork! we love him soo f'in much well i do as u all no

by cmor April 24, 2005

oh my god you have to come see this!

A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.

Doctor! Oh my god you have to come see this! This kids has his penis caught in his zipper!

by Laura-Leigh January 16, 2006

mix my peanut butter

to "toss a salad" while cumming all over the floor of the room. Difficult to time properly, unless of course you are one of those guys who can get off just thinking about it.

Liia: I let Andrew mix my peanut butter sooo good last night!!
Josh: You are weird.

by pntmixer4000 December 15, 2008

Take your nose off my keyboard

A lyric sung by The Weeknd at the beginning of Crew Love. It basically means that hoes need to mind their damn business, which is why he told them that.

Girl: I LOVE THE WEEKND OMG!!! HE'S GONNA BE MY BABY DADDY!!!
The Weeknd: Take your nose off my keyboard.
Girl: HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!!!!!!!!! *faints*
The Weeknd: Aw, damn. That's the third time this week!

by thatguyS December 21, 2012

I cannot believe my tits right now

A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.

Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits

..."I cannot believe my tits right now"

by Please Use December 29, 2010

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004