shitness

When you do fitness and workouts, but you accidentally shit yourself doing so.

I got a nice workout in today, but it became shitness after I pooped everywhere.

by Ricochet Productions September 9, 2020

Truest shit since 911

A statement that is used when another statement is made when it's as true as 911 occurring.

Person 1: I think if porn didn't exist, almost all women would be raped.

Person 2: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo June 20, 2016

Bitch ass shit

What frost from kc mo does

When someone looks out for you and let’s you borrow money and they just say fuck you and stop answering the phone.

Man frost did some bitch ass shit!”
“What he do ?”
“I threw him some work and didn’t pay me! “
“Man that’s some bitch ass shit!”

by Kcgritter816913 February 9, 2023

Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)

Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.

by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017

Aw shit

What kind of shit did you get yourself into this time

Aw shit that sucks

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 October 14, 2018

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Shit fuck for brains

Dumbass

What, you new?
What are you, a Shit Fuck For Brains?

by Discreet Sectrearions December 2, 2020