old wives' tale

A belief, usually in the form of untested new pieces of information like having to behave well to get more screen time from parents, passed from mouth to mouth as piece of traditional wisdom

My parents always made me behave well to earn extra screen time, but now I realize it was just an old wives' tale about how to manage kids and technology.

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

midnight wave

delirious feelings one is overcome with after/around midnight.

guy 1: why do you act so weird at midnight bro...
guy 2: it's the midnight wave.

by clanktai November 23, 2025

highlights of south wales

A welshman's penis.

I'm going to go down to her docks and show her the highlights of south wales.

by guvnah1 January 25, 2011

Shock the wave and ride the ripple

When you fuck a fat girl and thrust really hard her fat moves everywhere

Man when I thrusted into that i had too "shock the wave and ride the ripple"

by Darknessdeth May 25, 2011

honk and wave

No matter how badly someone might break your heart, after enough time passes, we still aren't ready to burn that bridge. If you saw them again, you would still be somewhat cordial and polite. Just give an honest honk and wave. Make him/her feel like an ass.

"She really broke my heart in two. If we drove side-by-side on the highway, maybe i could honk and wave." - paraphrased from a Limbeck song.

by pj.sf July 22, 2012

the Futhank you wave

The act of raising your hand after making an aggressive and rude traffic faux-pas, like changing lanes 2 feet in front of someone because you were going to miss your offramp.

The Futhank you wave is both a thank you and yet can be issued with no sincerity whatsoever- hence the F.U. prefix.

I swear that guy I cut off was going to kill me until I gave him the futhank you wave

by dred_lox May 15, 2014

Chilean Heat Wave

When you force a fart out and it ends in blood

Jack experienced a Chilean Heat Wave when swimming, leaving a trail of blood behind him

by Chillean Heat Wave July 15, 2014