there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

Prop truck

A truck that's not used for actual truck things. These trucks are typically bought by urban and suburban men to look cool and are subsequently impractically large with short beds. These trucks often serve as those men's daily drivers despite the heaviest load they will ever carry being groceries.

"Ugh! These prop truck drivers and their oversized back-sides don't know how to park. They're sticking out into the aisle."

by SomeCaliGirl July 15, 2025

Daddy truck

When a hot guy drives a hot truck. If you drive a hot truck you are daddy.

"Damn, that's a daddy truck right there."

by Jjayne<3 July 22, 2025

Truck Fuck

A truck wheelies onto the bed of another truck and disconnects its driveshaft and shoves it in the bottom trucks exhaust

Dude i just saw a truck fuck happen on the side of the road

by Truckfuckguy August 5, 2025

Slut truck

A slut truck is exactly what it sound like. It is a truck full of sluts.

All I want to do is chill inside a Slut truck.

by Yungsippzz August 19, 2025

Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.

SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

Fump Truck

Fump Truck is a shorthand way of referring to a fugly dump truck or a fugly truck. Fugly being shorthand for “fucking ugly”.

Usually these trucks are orange, incredibly old and have a history of “running over” underage girls.

Don’t get it twisted, Fump Truck doesn’t refer to anything else at all and never will.

Person 1: Take a look at this frickin’ Fump Truck coming down the street, rolling coal like some kind of asshole.

Person 2: Yeah I know the driver, he’s a racist PDF file that fucked his own daughter.

by DeltaRoo* August 30, 2025