palm off

The act off passing shit to someone else.
Changing the subject when talking to an arsehole
A handjob delivered by two hands without the use of fingers

My wife was a victim of thalidomide, as such no one can palm off like her!

by Liquid Mercury June 27, 2016

the trail off

when a group of people are talking/bitching about someone they're not sure they should be because either someone in the group is a big gossip or friends with the person they're bitching about; they 'beep' out the important words by trailing off.

example of the trail off in action

person 1: yeah i know she's so like.. mm
person 2: yeah and she came in and was like.. yeah
person 1: *agrees* yeah i remember that, it was so like...
person 2: yeah.. what is with her..

person 3: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FINISH THE SENTENCE?!

by beretvisor September 11, 2009

Off The Cube

1. Very Real and Very Tight; 2. Best of the of Best while keepin it real; equivalent expression: off the chain; 3. History: descriptive from almost any "experience" noted in an Ice Cube movie or song.

The after party is going to be off the cube!

by Prometheusfire2000 September 30, 2008

Off to Walmart

A phrase that signifies the first post on a forum or video in place of simply stating "first". This is due to Mike Phillips of TechPB, who said that every time he gets first post he goes to the local Walmart, kicks in the door and screams, "FIRST POST BITCHES!"

Thus, instead of saying "first," people may say, "off to Walmart."

I was the first to see the video, so I commented, "off to Walmart."

by !DRZ! March 9, 2011

Lurkin Off

The act of masturbating in a lurking fashion. This may include, but is not limited to:q
-lurkin off to pictures on social networking websites

-lurkin off in any means of mass transportation (ie. Bus)

-excusing yourself from a social gathering only to go lurk off in the public bathroom.

"Did you see those new pics Jill put on the facebook kid?"

"Boy did I ever, infact I was lurkin off to 'em just this morning."

by Purple Pants McAllister June 26, 2008

play it off

1) To act as if something which has been brought up as a major occurance is really nothing special.

2) To escape punishment or an uncomfortable situation by denying allegations of involvement, esp. by placing blame on another person

1) Sukisoya thought the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima was tremendously horrible, but Gerard played it off as a necessary step for progress

2) Mrs. Lowery accused me of stealing the test key, but I played it off on my home boy Reggie

by The Rabid Definer September 17, 2003

eff off

Go the hell away. Same meaning as WHATEVER and SCREW YOU. Said mostly jokingly or when someone is annoyed.

Karm: Eff off, you annoying POS.
Sue: *cry*

by Miss AnGie January 19, 2003