faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

Sick

the only time you stay out of school and do drugs

I feel sick today

by this username sucks June 28, 2021

Sick driver

Someone called obi in a Skoda driving round the hard enz with his boys in surrey

Oi oi I’m a sick driver like Obi

by Dr cool boy July 13, 2019

sick

The bull shat that people use to escape school

"lets say i'm sick. Im free!"

by souphem April 2, 2020

The Chug Sickness

The chug sickness is just another way of say “The coronavirus”. Chug is talking about chugging and beer and sickness is virus. Take that China. Also let’s self isolate because this is what all of y’all have been waiting for

“Hey, girl! My boyfriend, Tim, just got diagnosed with the The Chug Sickness“

“Dang, girl, than sucks. Thanks, China’s”

by yeet_you_smell_like_feet March 23, 2020

Sick

A poker term used to describe a perceived wrong doing or a move that was in bad taste or "plain wrong"

"She called a raise with a queen-ten! Thats just so sick!

by merkbang April 4, 2019