porn hour

The hour when your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is watching porn. Typically around midnight but varies by location.

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour, bro"

by Bhesh December 3, 2015

Belly Porn

when 2 fat people bounce their bellies off each other while having sexual intercourse.

Tyler and Annaleigh do belly porn together because they are fat fucks

by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023

hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.

I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.

by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021

porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.

“I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
“Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”

by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019

porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017

Born to Porn!

A girl is so hot that she was born for the porn industry.

Like, DAMN! That Sheena was born to porn!

by Sheen Maxiee February 15, 2022

testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.

Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.

by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017