Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.

Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.

by T-mun E September 19, 2022

Drink of Doom

Any cup or container at a party or social gathering that has been used for any combination of the following:

-Ashing cigarettes
-Cigarette butts
-Chewing tobacco spit
-Cigar guts
-Any foul liquid such as warm beer or flat soda

When someone is intoxicated and takes a sip of the brew, they have just tasted the Drink of Doom

Johnny was so fucked up he took a sip from the Drink of Doom last night and puked everywhere

by yannidepp July 7, 2011

Drinks Became Dinner

When you're urinating and suddenly have the urge to poo

Credit: CM

Dude 1: You were in the there for a while, I thought you were just going for a piss

Dude 2: I was but drinks became dinner

by Xylevan October 6, 2024

Drink it out

When you switch drinks, like from a margarita to Prosecco, you pour a little Prosecco into your glass, and “drink it out,” to prep your glass for a pure Prosecco experience.

Swish tha’ shit yo’ and drink it out, so I can fill you up.

by Rebecca at the airport September 24, 2022

drinking in public

Hanging with your deadbeat friends downtown with a bottle cognac in a brown paper bag. Usually accompanied by a Red Bull Energy shared between the group. Most of your friends are wearing grey baggy pants and a shitty, old leather jacket.

Hey man, wanna go spend the afternoon drinking in public? Ed's got a couple of dollars and a pack of cigs. Maybe if we put all our money together we can buy some Jack Daniels.

by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015

Drink a fish out of water

Consuming mass amounts of alcohol... aka drinking more than most people and still surviving

I can drink a fish out of water

by Drink a fish out of water October 21, 2020