Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.

Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.

by LuridHope June 24, 2022

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buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.

John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!

by Thegundy April 14, 2022

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Shoe the Kitty

Matt Engarde's cat from the 2002 video game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All.

Pearl Fey: Shoooooooe!
Shoe the Kitty: Meow.

by The Real Kurayami January 7, 2025

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Quadrilateral Shoe

The right answer

Kid: Mrs. Katie what’s the answer to 2+3
Teacher: 5 is the quadrilateral shoe

by WombatBonnieGM January 18, 2023

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Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.

Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.

by Spyan July 29, 2022

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