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Baby Swag

When you use johnson's baby lotion or baby oil and you defiantly have swag (not to be confused with babies that have swag)

Baby swag + ladies = good

Baby swag + men = gay
Guy 1 "I used some baby lotion, now i got swag to the maximum!"

Guy 2 "Dude, you got baby swag! Now you're gonna be feeling all girly like and stuff."

Guy 1 is now pissed -_-
by Lady Jo <3 September 22, 2011
mugGet the Baby Swagmug.

Centipede Swag

Having or displaying almost unmeasurable swag
Having swag x100
"Ima get my centipede swag on tonight"

"dude you see that guy Blake?" "he has centipede swag"
by Sheperd of white horses October 14, 2011
mugGet the Centipede Swagmug.

swag monster445

a swag monster445 is a monster with lots of swag and weights 445 pounds.
Charlie is a swag monster445.
by pablo picasso234 December 24, 2010
mugGet the swag monster445mug.

swag lag

Swag lag is when someone is still wearing what was swag 6 months ago but isn't any longer.
Damn, look at that dude over there with the snapback hat. That's some serious swag lag.
by #gotswag October 6, 2011
mugGet the swag lagmug.

Swag Tag

A game that originated in Fort Bend ISD's Hightower High School in Missouri City, Texas. It's original creators created it in their Economics class in 2011.
That new game Swag Tag is so tight!
I heard Mason Seymour doesn't get sick anymore because he plays Swag Tag! He has only missed one day!
by Swaggin_Taggin September 22, 2011
mugGet the Swag Tagmug.

Swag Bag

An improvised condom, often used when an actual condom cannot be found in time.

i.e. Publix bag, Doritos bag, ceram wrap, glove
The one time I didnt have a condom, I used a swag bag.
by 3CMont3 April 30, 2011
mugGet the Swag Bagmug.

Swag Juice

When your swag is so 'ill it circulates through your body like juice..toilets won't flush when you piss, paramedics refuse gloves if you bleed, and people say thank you when you sneeze!
Dustin: "Why were all those chicks falling on the dance floor last night? Were they that wasted bro?!"

Sean:"Nah man, I started to sweat it got so hott up in there with all them dancin around me, they musta been slippin on my Swag Juice..funniest part was they didn't want to get their faces off of the dance floor!"
by geahanse March 18, 2011
mugGet the Swag Juicemug.

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