social hooker

Those fake random slutty women that send friend requests via social media, like Facebook and Twitter. In actuality, they are older overweight men that still live in their parents basements.

Hi, My name is Candy and I would like to be your friend. (but I don't have information associated with my Facebook account, I don't know you and I'm a social hooker)

by ThatGuy over there April 13, 2014

Social Mediest

An Individual recognized only for their constant use of Media and electronic communication to form, influence, and engage communities and audiences using their opinions, information and content via Social Media sites.

Tommy Sotomayor III is one of the most popular Social Mediest that exist, he has attracted as many as 120,000 followers through Social Media and is not popular for anything other than his blogs about African American Women.

by "TheNCrowd" June 26, 2014

Social Evulguation

The act of trolling somebody so well that they think you are being serious.

John: I heard some guy trolled ESPN and ended up on the show because he claimed the cubs were the best MLB team.
Jimmy: What an act of social evulguation.

by Isnotalegend January 8, 2015

Social Thot

A girl who sends nudes but does not have any sexual contact with others. she can talk to more than five different guys but not fuck one of them. Sends nudes to the whole team. lol

carl: is she a virgin
James: no she just fucks with alot of dudes
Carl: so what is she
James: A social Thot, since she doesn't do anything
Carl: I'm bout to get some pussy pics

by billlllllll is not my name May 18, 2015

Social Potato

A couch potato , except the social potato prefers the mattress and smart phone. In contrast to its relative the "couch potato " .

All of this new social media has turned my son into a social potato .

by Rudagalrebecca July 29, 2018

Social-communism

Ideology systematically developed by Spanish politicians Pedro Sánchez and Pablo Iglesias involving a synthesis of socialism, communism, and separatism. Other unique elements of the ideology include a fondness for taxpayer-funded private airplane rides and ostentatious housing (often referred to by the more convenient name of "ponytail's crib").

- Will you be voting for Pedro Sánchez next elections?
- No, I refuse to support social-communism.

by Jalapeño October 22, 2020

based socialism

When the government does sh*t to help people and not just the rich

Crazy how we socialize military ammunition that costs us billions but ‘based socialism’ is radical cause we’d help the poor instead of endless war.

by Flatearthwalker December 30, 2020