SADNESS

An acronym coined by business comedian Corporate Bro (@corporate.bro) to mean Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. Its the modern day version of ABC (always be closing).

Sales reps live the SADNESS life.

ex 1)
Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.

ex 2)
Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."

by MellamoCorp September 25, 2020

MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU

Patrick: Your bad
Jiakun:Your mad
Patrick: Your MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

by Yavenu August 10, 2020

Sad Kant

When something/someone thinks there big enough to reek havoc on people’s lives

Oi that Storm Barra is a Sad Kant, we can’t do our revaluation question!

by JimmyG21 December 8, 2021

sad movie

Did you mean your life

Tom: i like watching sad movies

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Timmy: oh so you like watching movies about you life

by Lolo xd August 7, 2020

The Sad Pretender

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location

Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.

by Drakenology January 20, 2021

what a sad

when something is so sad you just need to say it

like when thanos dies in endgame

*thanos dies*

peter: what a sad

by what a sad guy May 6, 2019

Big sad

The big sad it when you are really sad

I have the big sad

by dying is gay February 17, 2021