ghost pumping

Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.

"Stop ghost pumping and just jack me off babe."
"But teasing you is so much fun."

by Icantbreathe1996 March 5, 2016

Lil pump

The best singer in the history of singers.

Lil pump is life

by Heyimyourmom May 11, 2018

The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

pump about it

is when you get over excited over some event soon to happen

mike's party is going to be de best in history im so pump about it

by J.D.A.H. August 12, 2020

Pump side

1. Hitting the other person when they least expect it.

2. The left or right side of somebody.

Like when they pump gas at the gas station.

I snuck up on his pump side.

by Jake Balinton June 22, 2022

pump-cream pie

When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...

Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.

by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013

Pumped Up Kicks

The one kid who never talks, but is super cool (WARNING: he might also shoot up your school)

"That kid is so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks"

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025