natural pee 

pee that isn't really yellow; more like water, but with a little hint of yellow, to let you know that it's somewhat clean.

If you pee too many times within a short period of time, your pee will become natural.

natural pee by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

Poop out your Pee 

The phenomenon of emanating sounds that closely resemble those made while shitting; while in fact urinating. These sounds will resemble the notorious “shitgrunt” and will be accompanied by heavy breathing. The driving factor behind the occurrence of this phenomenon could be the overwhelming feeling of pleasure that comes with urinating or could stem from the pain and difficulty associated with an enlarged prostate.

see also: pee out your poop.

" You need to have a prostate exam, your beginning to poop out your pee"

Poop out your Pee by scrumhalf86 February 5, 2010

I'd pee in her butt 

It means that you would have sex with that person

Guy#1 Hey man check out that chick over there.

Guy #2 I'd pee in her butt

I'd pee in her butt by Loufishy May 27, 2016

Smacking Pee Pees 

v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.

Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.

Smacking Pee Pees by Irondevil August 19, 2008

spaghetti pee 

a weird smell, phrase created by a friend

that smells like spaghetti pee

spaghetti pee by spaghettipee September 2, 2019

bumper-pee 

The act of using your vehicle as support (and/or to block your bare ass from view) when you can't make it to a "real" restroom and instead have to use the side of the road as a toilet. Can be the result of either an emergency or laziness and is preferably done in a secluded place.

Earlene drank her Boone's wine so fast on the way to the party that we had to stop and let her bumper-pee at least three times before we even got there.

I can't hold it to the next rest stop -- you're gonna have to stop and let me bumper-pee or I'm gonna wet my pants in your car!!!

bumper-pee by kellyj2777 August 11, 2006

split pee 

the separation of piss into two or more strands due to a little piece of hair or lent on the hole of your dick, which causes you to miss the toilet

Tyrone: Damn man, why is da floor wet? And why do it smell lik piss in her?

DaMarcus: Yo, man bad b, i had split pee dis mornin.

split pee by pooma March 1, 2010