I'd pee in her butt 

It means that you would have sex with that person

Guy#1 Hey man check out that chick over there.

Guy #2 I'd pee in her butt

I'd pee in her butt by Loufishy May 27, 2016

Smacking Pee Pees 

v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.

Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.

Smacking Pee Pees by Irondevil August 19, 2008

spaghetti pee 

a weird smell, phrase created by a friend

that smells like spaghetti pee

spaghetti pee by spaghettipee September 2, 2019

bumper-pee 

The act of using your vehicle as support (and/or to block your bare ass from view) when you can't make it to a "real" restroom and instead have to use the side of the road as a toilet. Can be the result of either an emergency or laziness and is preferably done in a secluded place.

Earlene drank her Boone's wine so fast on the way to the party that we had to stop and let her bumper-pee at least three times before we even got there.

I can't hold it to the next rest stop -- you're gonna have to stop and let me bumper-pee or I'm gonna wet my pants in your car!!!

bumper-pee by kellyj2777 August 11, 2006

split pee 

the separation of piss into two or more strands due to a little piece of hair or lent on the hole of your dick, which causes you to miss the toilet

Tyrone: Damn man, why is da floor wet? And why do it smell lik piss in her?

DaMarcus: Yo, man bad b, i had split pee dis mornin.

split pee by pooma March 1, 2010

Synchronized pee 

The act of peeing at the same time as someone by accident in different stalls. This is a rare occurence which happens mostly when two friends walk into their stalls at the same time and just so happen to begin peeing at the exact same time... This can sometimes be painful due to trying not to laugh too hard while trying to pee.

Valerie: Remember that one time we peed at the same time by accident??
Amanda: haha yeah! Synchronized pee!!!

Synchronized pee by tinytubs11 July 16, 2019

Fork in the Pee 

The moment when a guy starts peeing, two (or more) paths of urine come out of a dude's penis, until finally rejoining into one path as a result of a urine elixer.

Guy: I had to pee so bad, but I had a fork in the pee and went on the floor.

Fork in the Pee by Stik E June 13, 2009