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Pussy on the Tracks 

"Pussy on the Tracks"
Laura you can't hide forever!

Pussy Shakedown

The act of accusing a celebrity or athlete of rape simply to get paid. Typically, but not exclusively executed by the American species of the Mud Shark
Friend: Yo, did you hear about Big Ben catching a rape case. No police report ever filed and months later she is only filing a civil suit!

You: Just another bitch trying a pussy shakedown!!!

Pussy peak 

ones pussy peak is an event or series of events in which you received your highest amount of/best poon, in a year or in a quarter. A pussy peak can be at a party or during a relationship. realising your pussy peak can be a happy and sad event; happy that you got some pussy, but sad that you will not get more/peak again, for a while.
E.G 1
"bills party was good"
"yeah i know! saw you getting in there mate" *;)*

"it was probably my pussy peak of 2010"

EG 2

"im expecting my pussy to peak tonight"

EG 3
"the last week of the summer holidays was my pussy peak"
Pussy peak by detelas March 8, 2010

pussy scratch

1. A small, bloodless wound inside a vagina

2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina
Did you see Matt cower like a baby rabbit when that old lady yelled at him?

Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.
pussy scratch by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

pussy warrior 

A person who will do anything for pussy.

One who uses military tactics to get pussy.

Someone who fight for the right of pussy samples.

Me.

One who puts pussy above all other things and people.

One who will seize pussy without thought or care for law.

Not YoungThug.

Not booty warriors.

Those who know that booty warriors fight for male booty and are led by Fleece Johnson, the original booty warrior.

A.K.A. PW

Knows pussy is God given.

Pimps.

Pussy watchers.

People with pussy flavored watches.

People who dream for pussy.

Person who is willing to sell their house for a taste of pussy at anytime.

Will obtain pussy in any form, style, fashion, lie, job, idea, position, life, death, pregnancy, dance, language,

influence, etc.

Will sing for pussy.

Do anything possible and impossible to get pussy.

When they walk down the road wives, nuns, sluts, teachers, cops, gangsters, hippies, hobos, blind, deaf, mute, retarded, midgets, crackheads, business, smart, scientist, pornstars, aliens, all that shit will strip naked and ride your dick to the sunset.

I could keep on but i dont want to have a list that takes 5 hours to read.
Guy 1:"I sold my soul for pussy"
Guy 2:"Why dumbass"
Guy 1:"Cause im a pussy warrior the fuck you mean bitch"
pussy warrior by The Pimpmobile September 20, 2014

pussy deflector

Headband from the anime naruto. Commonly worn as an repellant for the opposite sex by basement dwellers.
HEY CHAMP! TIRED OF GIRLS GOING CRAZY OVER YOU? TIRED OF THE SEEMINGLY ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF SEX?
WELL FRET NO MORE! WITH THE NEW THE PUSSY DEFLECTOR 9000! JUST STRAP THIS BABY ON AND RECITE A RANDOM NARTUO QUOTE.
pussy deflector by Joneija November 2, 2015