Ricky's Mom

Orange ginger mom
Single and is a free ride
She's a whale of a time

Ricky's mom is thick.

by John3Doe January 27, 2019

tristan's mom

milf-christian&tim

that lady over there is a milf
I know, thats Tristan's Mom

by christianissussypoopoo July 28, 2021

mom beer

Alcoholic beverages marketed toward older women that are neither wine nor hard liquor. Typically the packaging connotes simplicity or health, and includes pictures of fruit whether or not it is detectable in the taste.

A: I've got some hard seltzer in the fridge if you want one.
B: I'm not drinking mom beer.

by daisha September 5, 2019

Kiki's Mom

Kiki's Mom is the best parent ever. She applauds you for swearing,and doesn't care if your gay. She'll keep your secrets and hangs out with you at your party's. She pays for you even tho your not her kid (unless your kiki). Kiki's mom is better than your mom.

"Dude kiki's mom is so cool!"

by Kat dezmon February 23, 2019

marblehead mom

A marblehead mom is a woman who resides in the wealthy town of marblehead. While they may seem nice on the outside, they are very judgemental creatures on the inside. They spend thousands of dollars on private schools for their kids, go to yoga almost every day, and spends a ton of money on shoes, coffee, and just about everything else, even though they don't have a job.

-Did hear those women gossiping at yoga today? They must be marblehead moms.
-I was waiting in line at Starbucks when the {marblehead mom in front of me got mad at the barista because she didn't spell her name correctly.

by Diane White April 10, 2019

mom finger

the snapping point to permit any further inconveniences

my mom uses the mom finger quite often.

by momfingers March 2, 2022

Moms toys

The fukin thing mom uses to be horny af

"Oh yea, moms toys are so good at making me cum"

by Gay but not quite February 14, 2022