Tear jerk

When cry and masturbate because you are sad

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.

by Banana12Child December 10, 2019

split jerk

When you caress a males testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Bethany gives a good split jerk!

by Boxlova October 23, 2020

Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas March 01, 2018

Jerk Hole

A self dug hole in the ground where one would perform a jerk.

Money is tight, so after careful consideration, I’ve chosen to dig a Jerk Hole to prepare for my upcoming Weightlifting meet.

by Chocolatechipwaffles September 02, 2023

Jerk-hole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
A common place to put every jerk a person meets in their life.
May be seen as a less scandalous way of calling another person an asshole.
Coined by MatPat from The Game Theorists on YouTube.

MattyPatty is such a Jerk-hole! Of course he finds "wife material" in every girl he meets.

by SilverTheorist February 01, 2018

jerk hole

a combination of jerk and a**hole

kim k is being a real jerk hole

by hdjbejrjr May 27, 2019

Jerk Hole

A whole filled with Jerks and only Jerks

Geez, did you see that Jerk Hole down the street? What a bunch of Jerks.

by ScottyMrScottster February 01, 2018