Dick Douche

1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.

a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!

by Wattx April 3, 2009

dick deprived

Suffering from lack of dick

My man haven’t been here and lately I’ve been feeling dick deprived.

by smith&lanson January 29, 2018

Urban Dicks

People who invent new words and definitions for those words, for the sole purpose of posting them to Urban Dictionary.

The majority of the words on Urban Dictionary are the products of "Urban Dicks".

by cheezwiz123 May 2, 2011

whisper dick

A man with a small penis.

That Whisper dick just pissed all over his own balls.

by themilkofothers January 16, 2015

Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

by Wahwahweewahh February 6, 2017

dick wolfed

To end something too soon.

"I waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just dick wolfed me!"

"Oh, Detective Stabler, even though your show just dick wolfed me, I still love you!"

by danny boyyyy October 9, 2006

lick a dick

translates as 'thank you for your opinion but your input is no longer required'

1st "I reckon George Bush is a really great guy"
2nd "Go lick a dick."

by Striker June 25, 2004