butt weenie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Buick butt

The partial numbness of the buttocks that results from long car trips. Causes the sensation of your ass being one with the car seat. Named for the Buick line, as the suspension in these and other large sedans tends to amplify the effect.

Bob: You know, after driving for the last four hours, I feel as though I've become one with the car. Is this Zen?

Larry: Nah, it's just Buick butt.

by Justice Walker March 13, 2009

butt podge

The dried crust that can accumulate between your butt cheeks with improper hygiene or just a great insult in place of your current favorite phrase.

James isn't much for showering - so the butt podge build up is intense at times.

As an insult: "McKenna was a total butt podge this morning before school"!

by MsDT February 6, 2009

Butt Cactus

An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass

"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."

by Vegas Bitch February 19, 2009

Butt pocket

A butt pocket is similar to an asshole. Butt pocket is an insult for someone being absent minded or ignorant. Some one being irritating or annoying would be considered a butt pocket. A butt pocket is just an insult.

Joseph Graham is a totally butt pocket.

by Notisaaclong420 January 16, 2015

Butt surf

1.To be ignored by someone thought to be a friend when in a group situation. The body language mimics that of a surfer turning on a wave. When approached to offer a greeting, they pause their conversation and turn only to turn back toward the group to continue. The individual has literally turned away from you and offered their butt. 2. To be snubbed by someone 3. To be stood up by a friend 4. Not returning someones call intentionally

I was at the party and I saw Jim talking to his work freinds. I tried to join the conversation and he totally butt surfed me. He acted like he didn't even know me.

by Simon sayz November 25, 2013

Muscle Butt

When your butt very strong. It doesn't jiggle but it is big. Also when you hit the but and it hits you back.

Ayo, you know that girl Tatianna. She really got a Muscle butt. It looks like it lifts the weight on weekends.

by Lilyana Robinson April 23, 2019