Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

Blast

To take a dump in the toilet (nigerian slang)

Guy I need to go an blast !

by Jethrosplight November 3, 2023

Blasted

To be high out of your mind.

My friend was over last night and we got some blasted.

by Polly Wog November 8, 2025

Baja Blast Day

Baja Blast Day is located on the 6th of May, where everybody pays tribute to the great beverage.

I'm gonna cum to Baja Blast trap feet armpit sweaty vore hentai on Baja Blast Day.

by Asher The Fat May 6, 2020

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

Malibu Blast

finger blasting someone inside of a Chevy Malibu

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after

by Dave Roth February 11, 2024

Booch Blast

When your kombucha fizzes upon opening and blasts all over you

"Sorry I'm late, I had a booch blast"

by zzburg May 9, 2019