Big ass trees

Really fucking big trees

Ima shove lots big ass trees up your ass if you don’t shut

by The real Jose October 25, 2019

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and have a computer this game is a must have!

My girfriend: I’m coming over, you better not be a wise mystical tree when I get over there
My stupid ass:

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 30, 2022

Flower between trees

- A short girl between two tall men, usually a caption for pictures
- good height jokes

Friend 1: Look at those two guys, they look about 6 foot tall

Friend 2: Yeah, we can put our short 5"0 girl friend between them to compare heights
Friend 1: Yeah it looks like a flower between trees

by Jessalynn Levinson October 01, 2017

tree gang war

An ungodly war of tree shooting up one another only to be stopped by the tree god who then planted all of them in the ground.

Man that Tree Gang War was thicc af.

by PossiblyGodJkHeDoesntExist September 04, 2017

As long as the trees grow

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"

As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.

by musicishigh November 08, 2016

high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"

josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that

by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022

arbo-tree-ist

w made up this word, similar to the word which is its predecessor, arbolist.

somebody who knows about trees, derivitive perhaps from the original: arborist.

dick cheney told me i was the leader of the nation so i think i'll make up a word about trees. when one already exists.

by sherry November 07, 2004