When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.
That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.
by Mark C. Mitchell December 06, 2007
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Lank master 69

When half fish eats human and has mediocre nipples and emo hair and has headphones glued to their head
Lank master 69 was rocking that emo music
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Spark Master Tape

A 'Pseudonym' of an anonymous rapper.

No one knows the original Spark Master Tape's real identity, and the name has become a pseudonym for an anymous rapper like 'googling' something is to searching something.
Have you heard that new track by 'Spark Master Tape' ? SWOUUUUP
by A Disgruntled Villain June 14, 2023
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Digital Sex Master

She went online looking for ways to become a digital sex master.
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Pes Master SHIT!

someone who thinks they are tank at a game (such as CoD) and is actually shit
Jon: Wow, Jamie thinks he's so good at CoD but he just got 4 kills to 23 deaths!
Ayrden: Ahaha, I bet he feels like a right Pes Master Shit!!
by jonjon6 May 09, 2010
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Langley Master Keys

A lock picking set. The term originates from the lock manipulation course taught at Langley, training ground for CIA operatives.
Bill; "Damnit I locked the keys in the house!"
Ted; Don't sweat it, I have my Langley Master Keys
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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tape master flex

a small penis,
the blit noodle,
the little one,
the junior baccon blit,
the tiniest penis you will ever see.

the tape master flex can be hereditary, if your father or your fathers father has a small penis, you will most liely have the "tape master flex"
" hey i herd that guy over there got the tape master flex"

"yeah, hes pissed"
by sweetsab6 January 24, 2010
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