jerkes

people who have a social gathering and leave out a third party

Frank: "So, your closest friends didn't invite you to the movie?"
Joe: "Nope, they are such jerkes"

by Chester Sinatra June 1, 2013

National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo

Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?

by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024

Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!

Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.

by retrowand May 2, 2025

Japanese Jerk

When you pull out to cum on her back then scream "kamikaze" and stick it back inside and cum

I pulled a Japanese jerk on my girlfriend and she's now pregnant

by Unclejazz April 8, 2025

jerking a circle

An underground sexual activity invented by Julien Silvas. Participants hold hands in a circle, while the leader of the group strips off their clothes, stands in the middle, and screams “IM A BABY BALLERINA” maniacally while doing naked ballet and swinging their genitalia around.

“i’ll jerk your circle”
“go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

by pushingveronica February 7, 2019