Something black men think is huge and constantly need to tell you said thoughts. In reality, not any bigger than anyone else's.
Jerome wouldn't shut the fuck up about how big his black penis was, so one day after gym I yanked the shower curtain back, exposing his little black needle dick. No wonder his black girlfriend is now with Tom.
by douchebagman00 June 06, 2011
The game where two people say penis louder and louder until a teacher writes one of them up. That person is the winner.
Ted: Lets play the penis game.
Laura:(wispers)penis
Ted:Penis
Laura:(yelling)PENISSS!!!
Teacher: Laura go to detention you dirty mexican.
Ted: Damn it i lose again!!!
Laura:(wispers)penis
Ted:Penis
Laura:(yelling)PENISSS!!!
Teacher: Laura go to detention you dirty mexican.
Ted: Damn it i lose again!!!
by Tedwardz0r April 13, 2006
by janmann February 09, 2007
by Bittinkittin November 11, 2004
Penis Power!!
by ThatDamnedNinja March 11, 2004
My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.
by www.howtobepunk.com January 08, 2005
A propollsion device which expells an actual penis from the circular, hollow interior. Ammunition is, in fact actual penis's, however they are grown in the ground instead of being dismembered from male humanoids. The first documented record of its use was by the Greek historian Plato, who described how an outnumbered Arabian tribe was able to defeat a Greek phalanx of approximately 250 men, by using primitive forms of what is now known as the Penis Launcher. Penis's are occasionally set ablaze before being fired in order to potentially cause more damage to the unfortunate victim(s).
Greg: Hey, whats the deal with Danny? I heard he's been in the hospital for a week or so now.
Franky: The kid got effin' Penis Launched right in his eye. He was on the subway and some guy just goes bananas and pulls out this home-made Penis Launcher with automatic fire and just unloads. Put 12 people in the hospital. Danny's been slipping in and out of consciousness for a few days now, but the doctors say he should be straight in like a month or so.
Greg: Damn, I never thought this shit could happen to someone I knew personally. You hear about this shit happening all the time on the news, but you never think it's something you will ever have to deal with. Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it....
Franky: The kid got effin' Penis Launched right in his eye. He was on the subway and some guy just goes bananas and pulls out this home-made Penis Launcher with automatic fire and just unloads. Put 12 people in the hospital. Danny's been slipping in and out of consciousness for a few days now, but the doctors say he should be straight in like a month or so.
Greg: Damn, I never thought this shit could happen to someone I knew personally. You hear about this shit happening all the time on the news, but you never think it's something you will ever have to deal with. Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it....
by Alex Ausenbaugh January 29, 2007