penis game

The game where two people say penis louder and louder until a teacher writes one of them up. That person is the winner.

Ted: Lets play the penis game.
Laura:(wispers)penis
Ted:Penis
Laura:(yelling)PENISSS!!!
Teacher: Laura go to detention you dirty mexican.
Ted: Damn it i lose again!!!

by Tedwardz0r July 25, 2008

Street Penis

Hot dog purchased from a street vendor

"hey, give me one of those street penis' - loaded"

by janmann February 11, 2007

Penis leach

Some one who sucks a lot of penis. Who is basically feeding off of it.

That Girl is a Penis leach.

by Bittinkittin November 10, 2004

Penis Power

A shout given amongst a group of males to express pride in being male.

Penis Power!!

by ThatDamnedNinja March 10, 2004

chafed penis

when you masturbate so much that your dick becomes flaky and peely.

My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.

by www.howtobepunk.com January 7, 2005

penis launcher

A propollsion device which expells an actual penis from the circular, hollow interior. Ammunition is, in fact actual penis's, however they are grown in the ground instead of being dismembered from male humanoids. The first documented record of its use was by the Greek historian Plato, who described how an outnumbered Arabian tribe was able to defeat a Greek phalanx of approximately 250 men, by using primitive forms of what is now known as the Penis Launcher. Penis's are occasionally set ablaze before being fired in order to potentially cause more damage to the unfortunate victim(s).

Greg: Hey, whats the deal with Danny? I heard he's been in the hospital for a week or so now.

Franky: The kid got effin' Penis Launched right in his eye. He was on the subway and some guy just goes bananas and pulls out this home-made Penis Launcher with automatic fire and just unloads. Put 12 people in the hospital. Danny's been slipping in and out of consciousness for a few days now, but the doctors say he should be straight in like a month or so.

Greg: Damn, I never thought this shit could happen to someone I knew personally. You hear about this shit happening all the time on the news, but you never think it's something you will ever have to deal with. Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it....

by Alex Ausenbaugh February 10, 2007

penis poop

The other person who made a definition for this word has something wrong with his dick.

No shit comes out my penis except piss and cum.

by black tape November 30, 2003