matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes

Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.

by josh eggil April 25, 2011

Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Matt

Matt is the all powerful Mii. He can fight Shaggy at 100% power.

"Matt is eternal. Matt is undefeatable. All hail Matt."-Mahadma Ghandi 2019

by Robbie_Rotten_is_God February 5, 2019

Matt-oan

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Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt Briede

A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.

Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale

Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede

by The Indicator 6969 May 11, 2018

Matt banderia

An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict

Matt banderia, loves will penisini or should we say villami

by The Bondi Twitter tipster September 27, 2022

Matt

A man who portrays himself as one of the boys , but secretly deep down has to fulfil his desire to dress up as a Princess and braid his girl friends pubic hairs . He was well known in the community as a fun guy up until the year 2022, which was the year he incompetently sold his balls to a women.

I don’t feel like hanging out boys I’m gonna pull a matt

by Stumpy mcdoodles July 13, 2022