March 24

International Breakup day

Well, It's March 24th its time to say i'm breaking up with you.

by Lilanal March 5, 2022

March 9th

Kiss your girlfriend day

Bf: do you know what day it is?
Gf: no?
Bf:kisses

Gf:oh its March 9th

by V_hehe March 7, 2022

March 1

the birthday of ronald weasley <3 love u bae

what’s today?
“march 1st”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON😩

by dracoscumhole March 1, 2021

march 21

people who were born on this day are almost always wrong in arguments

he’s losing this argument because he was born on march 21

by MamKom97 May 31, 2020

March 10th

March 10th is national come out of the closet to everyone tell them your really sexuality!

Person: today’s is March 10th
Person: oh well I guess I have to tell you I’m gay!

by Jazmin Sharma March 10, 2021

march 31

cold, calculating: stay away from these mfuckers

person 1 "so when is your birthday?"
person 2 "march 31."
person 1 "nope."

by psueudonuenym November 3, 2019

March 30

The person born on this day is an absolute ass.

Dang I can’t believe he said that he must have been born on March 30th

by Sassy Sarah October 16, 2019