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Alpha Male

Someone who really knows how to get the ladies. They can solve rubix cubes very fast and they slay pussy.
Wow, he is such an alpha male!
by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020
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Alpha male

by Useernam101 January 28, 2020
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Male

A strange species. They often have a brain the size of a strawberry. They also have a log. (Unknown purpose, altho they do say theyre going to beat it, so it might have to do with domestic violence) they also might be fireworks, because of them saying theyre going to bang someone.

Also theyre not female
He's not female, he's a male
by Mr_n0_n4m3 February 1, 2020
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Shan (male)

Shan is possibly the best thing that ever happened to you. He is easy to fall in love with, sexy af and childish in a funny, loveable way. You should be careful not to loose Shan, you probably won’t find him again and you’ll take a long time to get over him. Shan will typically be a strawberry blonde and a narcissist, but you’ll get over that because you love him just so much.
I wish I still had Shan’s Snapchat.”
Good luck! Shan (male) is very hard to find.”
by The girl from Smule April 8, 2020
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Alpha Male

‘oi have you watched the alpha males new video?’
‘who’s the alpha male?’
‘george memeulous
by jesusfuckingggchrist April 9, 2020
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male enhandsomement

A medication dat makes a guy look more attractive to a lady, as well as keeping his wee-wee "standing at attention".
I like to keep my female romantic partners as friends for life, and so I would want a lady to have sex with me only if she found me likeable to begin with; I wouldn't wanna fool her with any male enhandsomement supplements.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
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Alpha Male

A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)
Carl is such an “Alpha Male”
Carl gets all the women
by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020
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