Masturbate march

Where only women are allowed to masturbate all days of March if they had successfully completed fake it February

Becky:did u complete fake it February
April: yEs now I can participate in masturbate march

by A female who is true January 4, 2020

march 14th

MILLS DAY. a day where we all celebrate mills and get naked!

Person 1: happy mills day!
Person 2: i love march 14th

by Bloody Vcgina March 14, 2022

March 1

the birthday of ronald weasley <3 love u bae

what’s today?
“march 1st”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON😩

by dracoscumhole March 1, 2021

march 31

cold, calculating: stay away from these mfuckers

person 1 "so when is your birthday?"
person 2 "march 31."
person 1 "nope."

by psueudonuenym November 3, 2019

march 21

people who were born on this day are almost always wrong in arguments

he’s losing this argument because he was born on march 21

by MamKom97 May 31, 2020

March 10th

March 10th is national come out of the closet to everyone tell them your really sexuality!

Person: today’s is March 10th
Person: oh well I guess I have to tell you I’m gay!

by Jazmin Sharma March 10, 2021

March 30

The person born on this day is an absolute ass.

Dang I can’t believe he said that he must have been born on March 30th

by Sassy Sarah October 16, 2019