May 16

Spend time with your cousins

me: hey cuzzo it’s may 16
cuzzo: yea so?
me: it’s national spend time with ur cousins

cuzzo: ohhhh okay bet that up cuzzo

by machary May 14, 2022

May 15

National talk trash about your ex day

“It’s may 15!”
“Go talk about __ then!”

by anonymous May 14, 2022

may 15

may 15 is ass pic day! your girlfriend is supposed to send an ass pic today

ass pic day! meaning you receive an ass pic on may 15

by hmm don’t worry May 15, 2022

May 16

May 16 is the day your gf takes control of your hands meaning ur gf can have u grab anything u want

Your in control of your man’s hands on may 16

by Grand chef May 15, 2022

Month of may

For the whole month of may your significant other must give you head send you nudes or make out/fuck them whenever they want

Hey baby it’s the month of may

Can you give me head?

by Rip roach May 16, 2022

May 17

The date is universally known as "''Rambo III'' and Sushi Day", and is commemorated by revelers who view Peter MacDonald's acclaimed 1988 action film while dining on a meal of sushi and sashimi. The global holiday has been celebrated since 1990.

"Happy May 17th! I ordered sushi and have our Blu-ray of Rambo II all queued up!"

by Bob Sloblaw May 17, 2022

May 18

May 18 is the National Get-Bitches Day!!!
For friends and foes alike who do not get bitches!

“Yo Gilbert its May 18th!”
“fym i get all the bitches”

by therealgodnamedchuck May 17, 2022