Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

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LIBERAL

"problematic"

"I hate liberals" - Non-liberals

by NiggerBalls991 December 5, 2022

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A name for the face coverings people wear who still believe COVID-19 is a threat. Despite everyone else unmasked, they continue to insist on wearing masks in public, making it difficult for anyone to effectively communicate with them. Although their motives are unclear, it is suspected they belong to some sort of political echo chamber that has no concept of a benefit-risk analysis.

Person 1: Did you hear anything the professor said during lecture?
Person 2: No, they had their liberal muzzle on.

by CrispyJack February 20, 2023

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liberal

Not the same as leftist, but very similar to conservatism

Person 1: Are you a liberal
Person 2: No, I’m a leftist
Person 1: What even is the difference
Person 2: Liberals are like conservatives just not as in your face about hating people, leftists actually want good
Person 1: Oh

by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023

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liberalia

A Roman festival of freedom in honor of Dionysus. Ancient Roman teenagers used to offer the stubble of their first shave on this date, and older women lead phallic processions through the city.

In modern times, those who grow their hair long for Dionysus see this as the time to get a trim. Some people make phallic cakes, and others thank Dionysus, in his role as ‘Liber Pater’ (Father Freedom) for political, personal, and spiritual freedoms.

Person 1: "Happy Liberalia!"

Person 2: "You too!"

by Dionysamn March 17, 2023

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