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the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.
Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up
by Negro man April 24, 2005
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blind jump

any jump where you're unable to see what's up ahead. mostly used in the Geometry Dash community.
by slideglide June 3, 2024
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Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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Baste jumping

When your homies ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert it into more than 3 home girls.
Scotty just is going baste jumping after work. Ashley, Maggie, and Angela volunteered to be jumped.
by Swedish baster May 5, 2024
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Catch a jump

When someone asks for your lit cigarette to light their cigarette with.
Hey man, can I catch a jump right quick?
by RLM2006 July 9, 2019
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jump popsicle

A popsicle with ass flavor that will make you want to do a lot of shove up boosts
My friend Nathan told me to try out this jump popsicle. I tried it and it was the bomb!
by El negro 69 February 17, 2018
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