Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”

Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny

by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025

Johnny Slaughter

Wife material, the typa guy u want to marry

Oh god you're such a Johnny Slaughter. .

by johnnysleftasscheen June 7, 2025

Johnny

1. An annoying person that exhibits elitist gamer mentality at the expense of common sense and social skills.

2. A person classified as a “Johnny” demonstrates the worst possible behavior and suffers from extreme mental retardation.

My friend from Canada is such a “Johnny” because he made a the mistake of purchasing Suicide Squad for full price and thinking it would be good.

by Chaos223 April 6, 2024

johnnie guilbert

the best music artist, cutest emo, and nicest person ever

“i love johnnie guilbert sm”
“ ik he’s helped me sm and i love him sm”

by natalee.840 April 10, 2024

Johnny Ray

Johnny Ray is fine asffffff and haves curly hair and he will take your bitch No KAP and know how to play basketball he has a good strap on him and can do finish and he is handsome he is very loyal and you can trust him his is one of the best left handed and can dribble and he is very nice and funny and attractive

I’f you get a Johnny Ray keep him

by HOOPINNN April 13, 2024

Johnny Cash

The only person in the entire world with absolutely no detractors whatsoever.

"There are two types of people: Those who like Johnny Cash, and those who WILL."

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

Johnny Dingo

A man or individual that specializes in aggressively degenerate behavior, especially when alcohol and cigs are in conjunction. This can include but is not excluded to behavior such as: disappearing with no explanation, trying to fight the shadow people that pushed you over, killing an entire pack of cigs in 45 minutes, fighting homeless people, and saying "I only had a few they have it out for me" when blowing a .028 on your must recent dui.

1: You getting hammered tonight bro?

2: Oh brother, I'm going full Johnny Dingo tonight!

by Elnagger May 3, 2024