green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017

More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Extremely gay.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.

by Chris Council January 27, 2009

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

anal blood jizz piss fart

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.

"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"

by N473B34N December 17, 2008

post jizz whiz

Urination following masturbation in which it feels as if you're ejaculating a second time.

Right after I came I hopped out of bed for the much anticipated post jizz whiz.

by WetWilly4 September 11, 2011

jizz your way into hell January

It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell

I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!

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If you're here than you are an organism in this universe that exists.

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by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021