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Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.
YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard
by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021
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Jimmy

Jimmy is a tall nice outgoing easy to talk to guy that remembers the little things you tell him it’s a great listener is such a good friend but all the girls in your class would like him everybody uses him in the situation If someone thinks a person is nice
by Asdfghjkliuytrew December 11, 2018
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Dirty Jimmy

A Dirty Jimmy is the sexual act consisting in a guy cumming all over another guy's penis, then the latter puts any spicy seasoning on his hand and masturbates his cum-drenched dick, and when the mix is homogenous, someone else sucks dry the poor fella's dick.
A: Have you ever done a dirty jimmy?
B: Last week my girl tried to pressure me into doing it, but there's no way I'm turning my dick into a nasty birthday party hot-dog.
by C__S September 29, 2021
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Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust
Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.
by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025
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Jimmy John’d

A sexual threesome, or ménage á trois, involving two overweight men and a third thin or athletic person who is sandwiched between the other two.
I got Jimmy John’d by the two fat dudes at the party.
by Darthfather December 7, 2025
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Jimmy sham

When a dad gets his child with a practical joke
Keith did a daughter. Jimmy sham on his daughther.
by ghost hunter 4 April 2, 2021
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Jimmy

Jerk on his jimmy
by RonaldmcdonaldtheIII November 29, 2019
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