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Long Island 

Midwesteners:
If you ever meet someone from "long island" or "the island", do NOT let them lead you to believe that they are from "the city". Long Island is an outlying suburban area of NY, dont be fooled into believing they live in a cool, hip, "gangsta" high-crime urban area. LI is rural and in the middle of nowhere, it's like this rich little pussy town with lots of dirtyass beaches. THe people are snobs and think they are from the city just because they lived in Floral Park queens until they were 2.
Long Island is a sterile land. It's a joke i laugh when i have to go out there from the city, all the stupid japs and wannabe tough guys from gay upstate places like huntington (that's like 3 hrs from the city)
Long Island by Jim Beam February 24, 2005

Rhode Island School of Design 

An art school that was once considered to be one of the top in the country, but unfortunately has fallen in its standards as of late. It is known for putting applicants through hoops to be considered for a spot with specific projects, such as the infamous bicycle drawing.
Student 1: So where are you applying?

Student 2: Oh, the Rhode Island School of Design... They have such a great reputation...

Student 1: At least you won't be a Pratt.

Parris Island 

One of the few places in the United States that is home of the school of the art of 1st degree Murder, rape, pillaging, looting, and sexual child abuse
Parris Island by N/A July 27, 2003

litterbox island 

Island in the tropical hemisphere of The Seven Rooms. battleground for Tuber Von Itchenfleas and Snooker Von Arwenhoser.
Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas burries his treasure in the sands of Litterbox Island
litterbox island by Tink January 24, 2005

up-island 

A slang term for the west end of Long Island, mainly anything west of the Hamptons but more or less Nassau and West Suffolk Counties. It comes from the fact that the hamptons are about as far down into NY as you can go, therefore you go "Down to the Hamptons" and "Up to the city"

Not to be confused with a "UTI", a derogatory version of the colloquialism as in "Oh shit a bunch of UTI's just got off the Hampton Jitney wearing salmon shorts and powder blue golf tee's"
"I won tickets to the Nets game at the Sloppy Tuna last night, so I'm headed up-island"
up-island by 27surf June 19, 2014

camano island 

A island where people don't know how to drive, and business owners don't appreciate there staff.
Why are you doing under the speed limit, because it's camano island