company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.

Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.

by Skyzza November 13, 2011

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furlough that shit

The act of removing something unpleasant

"Man, I have this huge term paper about the economy due tomorrow. Furlough that shit."

by tdnew April 21, 2009

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Plumpy Shit

Plumpy shit is a definition of basically, blue colored poop, it also shows that the person ate too much blue donuts!

Yoo, Ben you do have that Plumpy Shit because it is blue!

by Kizz_ May 18, 2022

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shit toboggan

Tool used to desend from moutain of shit your life has become

I'll be lucky if I have a shit toboggan left after this divorce attorney is done with me!

by Intent... April 22, 2009

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Shit Shuff

When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.

Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!

Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.

by The Big Bad Brandon December 09, 2009

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