cocking french fries

1) To deep throat french fries whole in a very sexual manner,

2) Oral sex with fries

Desi and keeshers are cocking french fries with that Whopper.

by gerald grren May 20, 2008

French tip toes

If a woman has French tip toes she is a walking trophy. No one can tell her anything, she’s her own boss. Run her own program. All the men wish she was their own. But she’s not cheap, you have to spoil her. She’s not easy either, straight wifey type.

“Cc has french tip toes bro 😍”
“That means she’s worth it”

“..Yea, you right bro.. ima buy her some Chanel bags”

by RealBaller1 August 4, 2019

French fry girl

A french fry girl is your average or below average woman that has gotten a lot of attention from low value men now she thinks she's a 10 These men are like seagulls to a french fry that feel on the ground nothing more

You think you're special but you're just a french fry girl

by anonymous August 31, 2022

excuse my french

French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.

Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!

by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005

French military victories

The Battle of Yorktown, Sep-Oct 1781. The decisive battle of the American Revolution, fought with equal parts French and American soldiers.

The U.S.A. exists because France's citizens fought alongside us when we needed them most. And then America and France kinda went to war while France and Britian were at war, and then France fell into revolution and Britian and America went to war, and, did I mention? the British and the Americans fought the French before all this even began. With Injuns! Anyway, America eventually went to war with itself, and the West Point generals from the South battled the West Point generals from the North, and then we hooked back up with France and Britian and together kicked the crap out of the Axis.

French Military Victories. I only need this one to make all the other definitions realize how stupid they are.

by pennsylvanianbot August 27, 2009

shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass

sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french

by J Dubya December 26, 2003

Angry French Canadian

An unhealthy sandwich that happens to be remarkably delicious, combining multiple sweet and savory flavors for one colossally calorie-laden pleasure for your mouth. The sandwich consists of one or two hot dogs, at least two big strips of bacon, and poutine (french fries with melted cheese and gravy), served on a french-toasted baguette drizzled with delicious maple syrup. It's a sticky, fatty mess that will leave your stomach happy and your arteries in shock.

The Angry French Canadian made its debut on the Montreal-based Youtube series "Epic Mealtime," and has since gone on to become the official sandwich of Montreal, Canada. (OK, that last part is a lie, but it's only a matter of time.)

Hey, we're in Montreal and I'm starving! Let's grab some Angry French Canadians and wash 'em down with some Canadian beers!

by MongooseFarmer February 22, 2011