Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
by k-bomber September 26, 2012
Get the Douche Bag mug.Crazy, Insane, Amazing, AWESOME Sex/sexual activites that partake between two biffles, or best friends.
Wow, last night was so crazy. I was over her house last night and we ended up biffle bagging. Hey there, fuzzy line between friend zone and bromance.
by ChristoferCraig May 29, 2011
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Get the maple bag mug.1)A combination of the words/phrases queer bag(see definition) and fag bag(see definition) often used to save time and/or stress the uncanny homosexuality being displayed by either a straigt male or homosexual male.
2)A device often used by homosexual men or straight men expressing homosexual activity(Metrosexual-see definition)that can be used to store such homosexual items/materials such as used condoms,jizz(both human and animal),dildos(both battery operated and manual),fetish items and devices,Homosexual/Male pornogrophy and any other things off a homosexual nature.
2)A device often used by homosexual men or straight men expressing homosexual activity(Metrosexual-see definition)that can be used to store such homosexual items/materials such as used condoms,jizz(both human and animal),dildos(both battery operated and manual),fetish items and devices,Homosexual/Male pornogrophy and any other things off a homosexual nature.
1)That guy with the ball sack in his mouth sure is a queerag bag.
2)I need to run to the store and get myself a new queerag bag since my other one is busting at the seems.
2)I need to run to the store and get myself a new queerag bag since my other one is busting at the seems.
by That dude from that place you went to like a really long time ago September 7, 2007
Get the Queerag bag mug.by Shawner February 8, 2010
Get the shatter-bagged mug.When you had to move back in with your parents after being on your own as an adult for years, and have to hide your booze from them by stashing the bag on the roadside before you get home so you can retrieve it later.
My mom got on me about my drinking last night at home even though i’m 35, so I’m Road-Bagging the wine I picked up today.
by DeviousDrinkers October 3, 2023
Get the Road-Bagging mug.When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
by zack15 September 22, 2010
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