Dutch Marines Knapsack

A bag with one strap worn by metrosexual or homosexual males. Looking suspiciously like a manbag, but usually with a utilitarian design lacking the flair or self confidence of a genuine man bag. Consequently it is hard to determine if wearers of such an item are either metrosexual or homosexual and are more likely to be bicurious.

Brian: Geez Dave, whats with the man bag?

Dave: Its not a man bag, its a Dutch Marines Knapsack.

by zolasbackheel July 28, 2013

Dutch Donkey Punch

A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.

So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.

by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010

Double Dutch

Verb meaning:
When a guy hooks up with two girls that know each other in one weekend while simultaneously playin them both into thinkin they mean something to him.

guy 1: damn dude you really double dutched those girls this

weekend. neither of them knew you were just lookin to get some dome

Guy 2: whatever dude i can do what i want bitches aint shit

by The Wizard Troop March 22, 2010

Dutch Dirt Devil

Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.

Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"

by MacHout June 16, 2014

Dutch Rat Trap

Shoving a gerbil or rat (or any other small rodent) inside of one's anus.

Austin had to go to the hospital because he did a Dutch Rat Trap last night.

by Poonslayer200016 October 30, 2015

crusty dutch oven

When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.

I made a crusty Dutch oven last night

by Sparky7714 November 27, 2019

Dutch Bros. Kid

A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.

Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.

by ThatChev September 22, 2019