so, you having a good time?

in an awkward situation when you are with your partner and all his friends and you try to make best with his best girlfriend. you ask her if she's having a good time but subsequently making it more awkward!

Michelle: Hey Shayda!

Shayda: Hi.

Michelle: .........

Shayda:............

Michelle: So, you having a good time?!

Shayda:Yea.

by VI626 March 30, 2011

Wide stance having mother fucker

Someone who repeatedly takes it in the ass every night or every day from two or more men simultaneously.

George W. Bush is a wide stance having mother fucker.

by oblivionmaster January 25, 2009

Having a one-night stand with a loser

Doing it like they do it on discovery channel with a loser you just met in the night-life.

Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser

Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.

Sarah did it with a loser she just met.

by Greenlander May 20, 2012

you have lost connection to the server

When you are kicked for flying on 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

2b2t.org is without a doubt, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft. Some say that on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, you can't get kicked for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, but in reality, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, 2b2t.org, kicks you for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft by claiming that you have lost connection to the server.

by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020

do you have any cigarettes

A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.

Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.

Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.

If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."

User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:

"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."

by MMD March 11, 2006

have a seat my son

A father telling his son to have a seat

"Have a seat my son 💙 😉❤ 😎 "

by Have a seat my son 💙 😉❤ 😎 April 4, 2021

i have killed them all

usually a term in gaming when you have killed all your enemies and call up your friends to tell them saying "i've killed them all" but dialed the wrong number and get the police called on you.

-hello? this is the johnson residence
-i have killed them all
-ummm.... *click*

also see: youtube;fluffy talks for better detail on story

by hismilu March 11, 2010