OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER

Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.

I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.

by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025

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austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021

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Hammer Pussy

A curled up arthritic vagina that needs a hooked dick to get off.

“I hope you’re Captain Hook, because Alex got that hammer pussy.”

by ChronicPoet July 26, 2025

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Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV

I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

by lilviny409 November 22, 2024

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ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.

Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..

by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

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