Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.

I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.

by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

dropkick friday

dropkick friday is a way of celebrating the weekend has started. Find any item of your choice on Friday and drop-kick it as hard and far as you please. This trend was created by youtuber Kaitie Thomas and Tessa Jamieson at an old law firm the two worked at.

Tessa "omg you know what day it is!"

Kaitie "hell yeah! its dropkick Friday! time to celebrate"

by smartymandm January 22, 2024

Captain Friday

A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.

“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”

by artythesmarty May 20, 2024

Horndog Friday

That horny Friday feeling. Can of course be felt on any day of the week if you’re in the Horndog Friday mindset

Those guys and gals were gagging for it, it must be Horndog Friday

by Sexxiboi123 January 16, 2022

Furry Flashbang Friday

Any Friday you can flashbang a furry and legally get away with it.

"Hey dude, lets stalk up for Furry Flashbang Friday!"

by Felicxxx January 25, 2023

Swim friday with amazing olivia

Holiday where olivia’s friends go swimming with her ONLY ON FRIDAYS

person 1- hey what’s the day?
person 2- its friday?
person 1- NO ITS SWIM FRIDAY WITH AMAZING OLIVIA
Now we have to swim together

by hahdbakand June 8, 2022

Old Friday

The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side

I enjoyed Old Friday much more than New Friday....how about you Mrs Dussault????

by FGCinHB February 10, 2021