That horny Friday feeling. Can of course be felt on any day of the week if you’re in the Horndog Friday mindset
by Sexxiboi123 January 16, 2022
Get the Horndog Fridaymug. When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.
Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"
Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."
Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."
by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020
Get the Fake Application Fridaymug. A day of the week where in business you can wear jeans, have fun events for a cause or otherwise. Other synynyms are like spirit day
by Adam Bond September 30, 2021
Get the Friday fun daymug. A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.
By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.
By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”
person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”
person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
by Eddybee April 30, 2025
Get the Friday Pile Upmug. A collaborative work friendship that consist of two individuals forming what some may call a coo to only work on Fridays, consistently refusing to work Monday - Thursday at all cost, with out PTO or sick days. The goal of this dynamic duo is to only work on Fridays until both are eventually terminated. To become a true fridays pair, you continue this cycle in several different work places upon being fired.
"I became fridays with david, i knew we were meant to be"
"I like your salad, want to become fridays?"
"did sally and david just fridays?"
"There will be no tolarance of fridays in the work place"
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"I like your salad, want to become fridays?"
"did sally and david just fridays?"
"There will be no tolarance of fridays in the work place"
"
by Vivalameggs June 13, 2022
Get the Fridaysmug. An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021
Get the Slap Ass Fridaymug. A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk.
Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock
Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock
Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.
Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!
Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!
by Flubber92 January 11, 2014
Get the Fuck this shit Fridaymug.