fart blaster

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.

"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"

by alex November 13, 2004

Face Fart

Slapping a bare arse cheek either side of someones face and letting rip. The victim is usually pretty pissed but also disorientated to give tou time to get away. The perfect crime.

Jeff didn't have a clue what him after Moose delivered him a face fart.

by Lone Ranger 101 June 24, 2005

cargo fart

n. A fart that carries a load. See G and L

Oops! I pushed too hard and dropped a cargo fart.

by Skid Marky Mark July 13, 2004

fart surfing

The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.

It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.

To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.

by bu11fr0g July 23, 2009

Fart Taco

A Fart Taco, is received when one individual is eating out another individuals butt hole, or Tossing Salad. During this act, the receiver of the butt eating Flatulates into the eaters mouth, and they ingest the steamy hot gas.

dude, I straight up gave that ho a fart taco!

OOoooo, I love the taste of a Fart Taco

by MG Pizzle March 25, 2007

popcorn fart

A faint non smelly fart, hardly worth the effort.

With the market these days if you own anything but real estate you own a popcorn fart.

by scottlmay September 30, 2004

Who farted?

A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.

Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?

by ring-tailed roarer April 3, 2011