A fake indie lover enjoys and promotes as the end all and be all of indie: Mumford and sons, the 1975, Lana Del ray, arctic monkey, the use of emojis, especially 😭😂😩, genuinely enjoys popular page vines including Lele Pons, Brent Rivera, Brandon Bowen, Lance210, kianlawl etc, takes snapchat stories instead of enjoying the moment, wears a choker, uses the phrases: savage, doe, rt. has more followers than following on their friends only, loves tumblr, doesn't like facebook, flirts with the monkey emojis, claims to be indie, wants matching infinity tattoos with their bff, likes minions, sings along to train, gets genuinely shocked when they find out someone else listens to a semi unpopular artist, "I started that trend"
"People don't know what real music is these days. The weekend is what real music is🙊 I discovered them before anybody while I was wearing my choker and my flannel tied around my waist" -a fake indie lover
"My favourite classic song is drops of Jupiter by train" -also a fake indie lover
"My favourite classic song is drops of Jupiter by train" -also a fake indie lover
by n0tAfakeINDIElover October 6, 2015
Get the Fake Indie Lovermug. The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.
I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
Get the fake weather predictionmug. We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021
Get the fake news conferencemug. it came from gacha. Theyre dumb and fucking idiots.
Me: hey dumbass gacha your video sucks you should fucking kill yourself. Go get a life
The gacha dumbass: Oh yea who do you think your talking to I already killed myself
Me: bruh then why are you still alive commenting and you used Gucci bracelets
The gacha dumbass: Uhh..
Me: Shut up . Your looking for attention are you, you dumbass fool you shitass faggot * shoots the gacha to death*
Fake depression means it's fake whenever they use Red bracelets on gacha that means they are fake depression
Me: hey dumbass gacha your video sucks you should fucking kill yourself. Go get a life
The gacha dumbass: Oh yea who do you think your talking to I already killed myself
Me: bruh then why are you still alive commenting and you used Gucci bracelets
The gacha dumbass: Uhh..
Me: Shut up . Your looking for attention are you, you dumbass fool you shitass faggot * shoots the gacha to death*
Fake depression means it's fake whenever they use Red bracelets on gacha that means they are fake depression
by Glamrock Flame January 19, 2021
Get the Fake depressionmug. When you have a hole in your bullet proof vest ahead of time and pretend to be shot by a Japanese whaling vessel, as seen on Whale Wars.
Dude 1: Did you see that episode of Whale Wars when the captain got shot?
Dude 2: Yeah, that was hella fake. That fool was Fake Shot...He had a hole in his bullet proof vest, but no hole in his shirt.
Dude 1: Hells yeah. Homeboy thought he was Biggie Smalls.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was hella fake. That fool was Fake Shot...He had a hole in his bullet proof vest, but no hole in his shirt.
Dude 1: Hells yeah. Homeboy thought he was Biggie Smalls.
by Smiggie Balls March 3, 2010
Get the Fake Shotmug. The excuse for when others talk Shit about you that's true and you don't want people to know it so you call it fake even though it isn't because there's evidence, and you just don't want to take responsibility because you're a little bitch.
"I heard from tv that your hotel went out of business."
"No. That's fake news."
"Dude, they have clear evidence of it."
"No they don't. It's fake news."
"No. That's fake news."
"Dude, they have clear evidence of it."
"No they don't. It's fake news."
by RTNightmare July 12, 2017
Get the Fake Newsmug. Similar to Jihad Jeep, but instead of actually blowing the tank up, ram into it and scare the occupants into thinking they're about to get blown sky high. They jump out, you jump in. Turn their own tank on them, or for the lulz just drive away for maximum rustling of jimmies.
by LOLGUNS May 15, 2016
Get the fake jihad jeepmug.