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Eskimo Father

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.
by league fan August 29, 2013
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gump feather

A person who has a touch of ADHD and cannot be contained. They float around here and there like a feather in the wind. Just like that feather in Forrest Gump.
You need to out a leash on that girl, she's such a gump feather.
by InsaneMomBrain July 22, 2014
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coke father

Man that kid in math is a coke father
by Yeetsjdh39 December 1, 2016
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African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
by wowmandude January 9, 2017
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grandpa father

the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother
grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now
by datboroboy January 15, 2017
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say fathers

In black culture, dissimilar to "say mothers", suggesting that one's father has abandoned them.
Person 1: You're a nigger
Person 2: Say fathers
Person 1: Ah you got me, that does make me more black.
by LeNegre May 14, 2017
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premarital father

A male in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.
I'm practically his father, but his mother and I are not married yet, so I'm his premarital father.
by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017
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