evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 7, 2023

Evangalion

The Radiohead of TV. Has 5 endings that make FNAF lore look like a kids book

Evangalion. I am using Ghiphy because no one else does.

by What’s your handle321 December 29, 2023

Evan

This person has rabies and is genuinely nice but will kill you in your sleep.

Lyric: that dog has rabies!
Juniper: thats definitely an evan.

by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023

Evan Hara

A term generally used to describe when someone is doing something wickedly undoubtedly cool as fuck.

“Woah that guy just pulled 3 girls in one night”
“Yeah he’s pulling an Evan Hara right now”

by SwonkyPonky January 3, 2024

EVAN

Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.

Evan kinda sucks bruh

by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024

evan xue

Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.

bro evan xue has no friends

by chonkis January 11, 2024

Evan

Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.

Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...

by Pp master :P January 22, 2024