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Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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Slag-end

That's a nasty slag-end on that dick!
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Scrag-end

That's a nasty scrag-end on that dick!
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Rosia Ending India

La primera vez en historia que asiáticos (rosos) vamos a quitar el Privelegio caucasiano de todos los caucasianos (indios).

Ellos merecen todo lo que van a ocurrir con ellos.

Ellos son tan emasculados y dependientes de su privelegio Caucasiano; van a morir de inmediato.
India y Free Free Palesrine?

India y Free Free Palestine?

Y'all soon finna meet Rosia, and we'll end y'all Caucasian Privelege for real!

Rosia Ending India

And ending the Caucasian Provelege wet dream

👸🏻🔪🧙🏽 ♂️🧙🏽 ♂️🇷🇺

Listen, y'all ass is about to be missing!

You know who finna find you? Some old man fishing! 🎣🎣
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the be-all and end-all

a feature of an activity or a way of life that is of greater importance than any other.
"is food and comfort the be-all and end-all?"
by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024
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national end a situationship day

November 25 is national end a situationship day. Boys love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows?.
“hey we should just be friends i can’t keep doing this”
“is it because it’s national end a situationship day?”
by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024
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national end a situationship day

National end a situationship day occurs on November 25. Boys just love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows.
“We should stay friends, I don’t see this going anywhere”
“I should’ve seen this coming, it’s November 25, National end a situationship day”
by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024
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