A mother fucking beast that has a gigantic penis. Built asf, tall asf, and can bench more than you. If you try to step up he will sit you right back down.
by jamesbirdchest July 13, 2017
Get the dylan phoenixmug. Dylan is a kind young guy but when it comes to athleticism he’s lacking. His favorite sport is basketball and he often finds himself playing horse. He is infamous for losing to a one hand layup
Dylan is super nice and generous but sometimes he leaves people wondering how he is so bad at basketball
by Thebestonehandedfreethrow November 1, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. by Dylan’s a sloth February 19, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a badass fighter from the country who has been seen whoop some serious ass he never backs down and always has his head on 360° most people who act like they dont take him seriously soon learn he isnt a force to be reckon with. Usually tall and skinny but ripped to the bone. Has a right hook of a freight train and heart of king.
Holy shit Dylan just knocked him on his ass!
Dylan just slammed that kid by his throat!
Dylan calm down he is done for.
Why is dylan covered in blood ?
Ummm Dylan your hand is on backwards.
Dylan just slammed that kid by his throat!
Dylan calm down he is done for.
Why is dylan covered in blood ?
Ummm Dylan your hand is on backwards.
by Kungfu Turkey December 11, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is sexy
by get fuckedmg June 8, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. The eshay of eshays
You simply cannot find a bigger lad than this guy, he seriously is the world's biggest eshay and he knows it too.
You simply cannot find a bigger lad than this guy, he seriously is the world's biggest eshay and he knows it too.
by dickodavid November 23, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. that nigga is such a dylan
by That nibba 21 January 17, 2018
Get the Dylanmug.